“Giant slinky. Would have killed for one of those when I was a kid. How much?”
“American dinero. How much?”
“Oh, we don’t take cash here at Plucky Pennywhistle’s. Only tickets won through hard work and determination.”
Lucifer, you’re my brother and I love you.
Like when women hate men it’s frustrating at worst, maybe it hurts someone’s feelings, but when men hate women they are shamed, abused, patronized, demeaned, objectified, raped, and murdered, ya feel me, so even if I WAS a raging misandrist like worst case scenario I’d be a bummer at parties, meanwhile a girl somewhere literally can’t leave her house because it’s dark outside.
this man kills bloodthirsty monsters
this man stopped the apolocalypse
this man was important enough for God to have him dragged out of hell
im actually fucking dying
how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
person: he’s so hot
lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive
person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men
lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good
Ha! YES! Exactly!
period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff
periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating
i will bleed on everything you love
that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
Debate of the century